Hey, it's my birthday, and the place isn't at its best. Maybe you could all set up a "help Magenta get her house in order" movement?
Seriously, can't you have priorities?
I have two kids, work from home. I spend too much time posting on the Internet. You're all a farce, pretending to be political activists while you just distract me from housework. You wouldn't know a clean house if it bit you on the ass (although I'm reasonably sure that happens more in dirty houses, no matter how you define dirty.)
Anyway, let me know if you want to come help out with some dusting and laundry. If you don't you can all Cheney yourselves.